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have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

(Source: halogenic, via hotboyproblems)

  • me at ten years old: i'm never going to download anything illegally
  • me at ten years old: i'm never going to talk to strangers on the internet
  • me at ten years old: i'm never going to give out any of my personal info
  • me now: oops

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

(Source: xereneas, via fake-mermaid)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via fake-mermaid)

gnarly:

reasons to date me:
1:
2:
3:
4:
5: please lol

(via gnarly)

  • Now: Still waiting for a boyfriend
  • 10 years later: Still waiting for a boyfriend
  • 40 years later: Still waiting for a boyfriend
  • Death bed: Still waiting for a boyfriend

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(via lautersorgen)

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying, via vodka-kuchen)

Anonymous asked:
What is a wet dream?

proctalgia:

its when u dream about going swimming

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